The Glasses

Remember that time when your mom took you to the optometrist because you're unable to see the writings on the blackboard anymore from where you're sitting?

It probably went like this:

"Here's your new glasses"

"Surprised, everything look so clear!  EEK!"

"Am not wearing these extra pair of eyes, period!" 

"Hmm, it looks better if the can wears it"

"Mom gives up and say OK just have more carrots" 

"Throwing it in the bin?  Not OK!"